Halloweeeeeeenie time

Tomorrow is going to be fun. We will all be going out together trick or treating. I finally have a reason to wear my favorite tiara. And maybe a cape. Notice I said FAVORITE tiara,yes I have more than one. I am that kind of girl. A tiara and ass kicking shoes. Perfect combination for my personality. No wonder the Husband is always off balance. He never knows what to expect. Good. If you keep a man guessing he never gets bored.


Snark

Well, you are quite the lady aren't you madam?

Wow, your last post was quite a mouthful young lady(no pun intended). I am glad you got your phone problem fixed. I was trying to find out if my book idea has been done before,trying to cross reference words and such, but I cannot come up with anything. But I am going to do my work on O's computer. That way I can work and not be continually interrupted by J,when he is home. I am hoping to get started Monday. Just need to refine my outline a little more. Gosh I am boring. Here I am blah blah blah me,blah blah me me me. No wonder I don't have any friends.

WHERE CAN I GET ME SOME OLD MAN ASS?

How about in bed next to me? hahahaha. Well I've made life simpler for while turned off the phone disconnected the cable and soon shutting down the computer. Too many things to do and to many distractions to do them(and old man ass forgot to pay bill, apparently for 3 months) So i will use this time to get back to nature and accomplish some chores (and look for new old man ass) Hey I have some dog poop you could feed your husband, we can tell him its some other root by-product, then tell him the truth on his b-day, it will be a hoot!
seriously get really drunk and fuc** like monkeys, at least you wont notice when he gets up. Just here to help. I can get weed if necessary, we can cook it up in brownies and tell him its sage root.

Apparently Valerian Root smells like ass......

Well, my husband has trouble staying asleep, he falls asleep just fine but wakes up 15 minutes later and stays awake for hours. So I was going to get him some sleepytime tea but when I checked out the ingredients I knew there was no way he was going to drink that(catnip anyone?) So I got him the Valerian capsule instead. BUT,when the daughter opened the bottle last night the whole room filled with the bitter smell of old man ass. I am not kidding. He took it anyway,that's how bad he wants to sleep through the night. Not sure it worked so he took another dose tonight and now he's burping up butt. Threw the bottle in the trash. That is some strong stuff. Even your hands smelled after touching the tablets. Needless to say tomorrow we try the melatonin. I wonder what body part that smells like?

WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A WAY

MY fat baby walk? Ha, we have to basically carry the older ones ............."carry my bag of candy I'm tired" Bite me punk asses, carry my wine! Just Kidding. to bad me cant borrow a scooter from the Scooter store. There's always a desk chair. all we need is cup holders. Costume shopping f**ing sucks My 11 year old is so big she only fits in whore costumes or mens costumes, DAMN! wish me luck I'm going again today.

A rickshaw ehhhhhhh?

A rickshaw it is. Wouldn't that be funny? I can dress up as a geisha and Tim can pull me around. My Dr. appointment is not until 11-03-08. So maybe I will be better by then.

Walk? Not so fast,amigo.

Well that depends if the Dr puts me in a boot or a cast. I am not willing to go out in a wheelchair. I am willing to climb into Sydney's stroller however. Hey, you can make your big fat baby walk. OK OK. Maybe not. Let's not panic, there has to be a way to drink and walk whilst in a brace,limping along like Hopalong Cassidy. There is a way and by George we will find it!!!


Maybe a rickshaw?

FATTY Mc FAT FAT

I have a great idea, wait no I don't................ Shit I hate when that happens. Your right snark silver is a great color, when Im tired of my blond I think I'll do old lady silver/blue. Doesn't that sound HOT. Halloween is almost here I say liQuer and Trick or Treating is definatly in order. I'm going to start practicing: walking? yes, drinking? yes, drinking while walking? hell yes, asking strangers for candy? yes...... but don't tell my mom. Wish me luck my neighborhood isn't the best hahahahahah

It's about time you lazy bastard!!!!

Well, I have been far too fat to write this blog for the last few weeks,so I took a break. But now I feel a little skinnier. My fingers finally fit on the keys. Not like before,when I would be hitting 2 keys at once. And not on purpose either. But whatever. Anyway now I need to go dye my roots back to red, Silver is a pretty color but not on my hairline. As soon as I feel pretty again I will be able to write more. When I feel ugly and old the words.......come.....out.......alot........more.......slowly.BYE............


You're so funny I forgot you're fat.
Snark