stupid dog

your dog is so smart he's a dumb ass, my dogs are just dumb asses. I do feel grenner but it may be because its hot when I ride my bike and I sweat like a big fat pig. anyway, people are still dumb, and losers always get ahead I guess there like your dog, only so dumb things go there way to make up for it. DING!!! I AM DUMB, cause I thought my dog was pregnant only to find out she just gained weight, The other may be or else I may be too dumb to live, Lets hope 4 the best. peace out dillholes

I'm gonna have to let my dog be freeeeeeee

I am so tired of this dog. Every morning from 6am to 9am he is trying to get over the fence. He's whining,he's barking,he is just pacing and pacing trying to find a weak spot.

Is this Purple?

Is it? Sheb, If your butt shrinks any more it will be in inside you. You will be able to lay on your stomach and hold cereal in it for the husband. EWWWWWWW. That's gross. You better not do that. I will disown you.
Orange?
How cute that you are riding your bike to be greener. I will do my part. Watch......
How's that? Now I am making the world a better place too. Gotta go....need to get to the grocery store and do laundry and wait for the garage door guy.

the secret

change the color first then type. we're smart.

Oh Yea!

now yellow?

Is it yellow now?

Is this yellow?

I can bet this is not yellow. Soooooooo busy right now, almost ready for puppies, kids doing the school thing, were trying to go a little greener by riding bikes, which gets me up earlier. Hopefully my fat ass will shrink a little bit.(not gunna happen) got to fly.

Okay, How about this? Is this yellow?

No. How about now? Now? No? How about NOW? Damn. How do I make our posts a different color?

That's not yellow!

Okay it is not yellow. I was trying to change the font color. Didn't work. Shebby..............Figure it out. It is driving me crazy.

yellow

Hey is this yellow??

I thought his birthday was today!!

I thought today was his birthday!!!!I JUST checked the answering machine!! OMG. I am a horrible person. I got the gift yesterday. I know you said Thursday so what happened to my brain? Yesterday it took me 3 hours to remember Bruce Willis last name (it's Willis by the way).And I was up half the night trying to remember that name of the ghost movie he made. The "I see dead people" movie. And I never remembered! I still don't know. I am only 40. I better get some ginko biloba or one of those brain training games.

forget me not

well today was fun, my cousin who lives here with me turned the big 35, and snarkblogger forgot to call. amazingly enough he asked three times if she called and he even called her about that damn sprinkler head and left a message, I guess he does care. DING thats for blogging BEFORE you went shopping otherwise you would of sounded like me.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I watched the news ,cnn,msn and local and I never saw anything about this. It doesn't really seem like a big deal. There are a lot worse things going on. But you know some people get outraged about ANYTHING. They live for tiny injustices so they can be outraged. Instead of trying to fix stuff they inflame it and spread blame. And they are everywhere.
DING.(this means "new subject" readers,when my family and friends get together we fly through subjects and everything get confused so when we switch topics we DING.Just so you know).
DING.
So anyway, I was supposed to finish my school shopping yesterday but something came up. So today is the lucky day. I cannot wait to go to walmart and see all the people blocking the aisles with their shopping baskets and electric carts. Woohoo. And then at the mall where people let their kids climb under the racks and pull clothes off the hangers. Seriously, why do parents let their kids run wild in public? I see it all the time,in the grocery store, in restaurants and in stores. What happened to good manners and class? I am not blaming the kids,I am blaming the parents. The kids act the way their parents let them.
DING.And what's with these women that just roll out of bed and go about their day? Brush your teeth,comb your hair,iron your clothes and put on some lipstick ladies! There is no reason for this. Don't say "I am too busy". Get up 10 minutes earlier. Have some pride in yourself,aren't you worth it? Maybe if these women feel prettier they will be in a better mood. Their husbands would pay more attention to them. They would have more self esteem. Yes ladies, I know that sounds shallow,I heard it with my own ears as soon as I thought it out loud.But that doesn't mean it isn't true. ANYBODY can look prettier with just little effort. Sometimes when I go out I want to go around with a comb and lipstick and one of those Tide stain pens and fix these ladies up. That would be so great for me. It would be like sex only with visible lasting results. I love makeup.And hairspray.And let's not forget my little friend.....hair dye. That reminds me. Time to go school shopping. Maybe buy myself a little self esteem in a new fall color. See ya

spain's soccer team

O.K the world is in an uproar over Spain's ad with them slanting there eyes, how dare they! Well I've heard two stories so far, from my Yahoo home page they stated they were shooting an ad for a sneaker company owned by the last Olympics torch runner(the one who ran sideways along the wall), I also say on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart that they were making an ad for a delivery service in Spain, either way who cares, I mean really, is planet wide uproar really necessary for this? Please stop wasting time when Russia is invading Georgia, and war still waging in Afghanistan and Iraq. spear me...............

Freaking hot

O.k. first thing is I like puppies. Theres something nice ( my sister said I sound unhappy) I am actually a very happy women. I got 3 fabulous daughters, all very special in different ways. I have a great husband. A great sister who has a wonderful daughter and a very smart husband( mines cuter) and another sister with an eighteen year old. we only have females in this family so we have to marry in any men. happy happy joy joy. Now a message to men who think women only want money...............there's a guy who swears up and down all women only want money that's all that counts, well being your such an ass I hope you got lots and lots of money, or your going to be a lonely dumb ass.

You'll have to be more specific.

Have a bad night Sheb? Oh, by the way readers,Sherry works in customer service. So she deals with a lot of really stupid people. I don't work but I see them everywhere I go. Sherry has the best stories too. If she were in a movie her line would be (whispered) "I see stupid people".

So I need to go school shopping later. Not looking forward to it. But the longer I wait the more crowded it will be and I hate crowds. Then I have to fix my damn sprinkler valve. I am OBSESSED now with this damn valve. The husband said to call someone but I just know I can do it. I am just waiting for my "voices" to tell me how. I take medication so it is a little harder to hear them,but they usually come through. So now.....we wait.

welcome back Carter

if you can say hello America I can what I want. I just got home from work its 1 am I am bushed but I just wanted to say people ****ing suck. Seriously people pull your sh*t together, there can't be that much room in your asses* ( for your heads for those of you this is aimed at) hahaha g'night

Hello America!!

Welcome to our blog! We (my sister and I) are new to this so we'll be learning as we go along. This blog is for us (and you) to vent about stuff that drives us all crazy. And stuff that makes us happy. And stuff that makes us laugh. And just regular everyday stuff. So let's have fun........